Position Summary:
Are you part-clean freak, part-superhero, and 100% dependable? We're on the hunt for a Full-Time Housekeeping Hero to help keep our nursing home sparkling clean, fresh-smelling, and ready for surprise visits from grandkids (and the occasional bingo champion parade).

What You'll Be Doing (besides being awesome):

• Wage war on dust bunnies and crumbs like the champion you are
• Transform resident rooms into cozy, clean sanctuaries
• Keep bathrooms so fresh they practically sparkle back at you
• Mop floors with the grace of a figure skater (minus the sequins… unless you want to bring your own)
• Restock supplies before anyone can say "we're out of toilet paper?!"
• Respond to the occasional "mystery spill" with courage and professionalism

What We're Looking For:

• A keen eye for detail (you can spot a crumb from across the room)
• A positive attitude and a good sense of humor
• Ability to work independently AND with a team of equally awesome humans
• Respect and compassion for our residents (bonus points if you enjoy a good story from "back in the day")
• Previous housekeeping experience is great, but we can teach the right person

Schedule & Perks:

• Full-time hours (yes, weekends happen—dirt never takes a day off)
• Competitive pay
• Benefits package (health, dental, vision)
• Paid time off (you deserve it after battling grime)
• Daily smiles, thank-yous, and possibly homemade cookie offers

Why You'll Love It Here:
Our residents are full of wisdom, humor, and the occasional sass. You won't just be cleaning—you'll be making someone's day brighter, one shiny surface at a time.

How to Apply:
If you're ready to join a team that takes cleanliness seriously—but not itself—apply today. Cape optional, but highly encouraged.

Pay Rate $15.50.